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Machete movie reviews

• 2

  Machete

  Monday, January 17, 2011 4:18:12 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Worst movie I have ever seen. If this is what society enjoys, God have mercy.

• 10

  Machete

  Tuesday, January 11, 2011 2:30:18 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Awesome movie...better than I thought..

• 2

  Machete

  Monday, January 10, 2011 3:17:37 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  If you are into lotsa FEMALE nudity, blood splatter, Spanish swear words, LAME-O script/porn but great cast, then this is for you. Zzzz!

• 9

  Machete

  Friday, January 7, 2011 1:16:24 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  george clooney totally redeems himself in this movie....

• 9

  Machete

  Tuesday, January 4, 2011 3:15:06 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  I love this movie. It has a bit of everything action, gore, comedy and Nudity. The cast was excellent very well acted. Danny Trejo was meant for this roll.

• 7

  Machete

  Tuesday, October 12, 2010 1:59:37 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Great action, good story, gratutious skin could have done without. can't wait for the sequil.

• 8

  Machete

  Tuesday, October 12, 2010 9:26:21 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  2 thumbs up

• 8

  Machete

  Wednesday, September 29, 2010 7:57:57 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  it's already gone ? good movie ...

• 3

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 28, 2010 10:53:38 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  The movie definetely had some great moments but seemed to use way too much t and a in an effort to generate excitement where the plot was lacking. Really...it was kinda like a softcore porn. As hot as all the ladies were, as a gal that does nothing for me and is just not enough to make a movie interesting. No man candy for the ladies either...the plot was so-so and the feel campy...the acting itself was fantastic but without enough substance it fell flat for me.

• 7

  Machete

  Monday, September 27, 2010 4:18:40 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Best B-movie of the year.